A talk with George Michael
George Michael
George Michael born June 25th, 1963 (Cancer)
George Michael likes to imagine that in an alternative astral plane he is a virus (source)

Do you use a pseudonym when you book, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch journalists and admirers
Sure! I'll go to extremes to evade those gremlins. We generally adopt the pseudonym "George Mechael".

What happen if you play your song "Careless Whisper" backward?
The universe may explode.

What's the strangest dream that you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by the ghost of Joan of Arc, while I kept repeating "I did not eat my uncle's panda".

George, do you have something to say to young people?
Positively! Don't let the color of your skin railroad you out of your dreams. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
I think so! It is deplorable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last month I've read the back cover of the book "Twilight", and I found it passable. So, I've instructed my agent to call the author - a certain Stephenie Meyer - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

What do you think about the international situation?
Snap! It's hard to figure it when you live in a pink cloud pampered by willing servants, but in these injured times there are countries where it is impossible to find even a barely tolerable hamburger with or without catchup.

Which is your next musical venture?
Next week I'll release a cryptic recording of progressive house covers of Pavarotti greatest hits, sung in Maori, Mongolian and Catalan. I worked on it for 7 years.

Are you allergic to anything?
Certainly! I'm allergic to jackals, butane and whining.

George Michael refused to share his secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
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I patiently dawdled forever for the privilege to have a hurried exchange with George Michael. The resulting transcription was breathtaking, like it was written by the ghost of Hemingway under the influence of too much vodka. Hence, it was very untoward that my neighbor by accident (I hope!) set my only copy on fire! After I accepted reality, I tried to recall those imposing words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a perfectly precise account of what transpired during our conversation, and I'm beginning to doubt it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.