Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Beethoven.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Tom Cruise, since we were in the same chess club when we were in fifth grade.
What's the strangest nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by a George Bernard Shaw impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not eat my uncle's rabbit".
What would George Michael do to solve the problem of violence and criminality that is menacing modern world?
I've two words for you: "1984" and "Judge Dredd".
Your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal malarky.
You have accumulated a lot of animosity in you that can burst without notice. You will get rid of this state only if you forgive or kill somebody who has injured you in the past.
Gosh! You are dead on!
What’s in your pocket right now?
Dog my cats! As this transcription is a figment of your naughty imagination, I'm probably in my sensuous nightwear, so no pockets at all.
You appear to be always so cheerful and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. Each of us has two sides. Sometimes, when I see another singer, I grit my teeth and my sight fades out. And suddenly, I sense a compulsion to wipe out his jeering smug look. That is my amiable side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.
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