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George Michael
George Michael born June 25th, 1963 (Cancer)
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George Michael has initiated a petition for the revival of the runic calendar (source)

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Beethoven.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Tom Cruise, since we were in the same chess club when we were in fifth grade.

What's the strangest nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by a George Bernard Shaw impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not eat my uncle's rabbit".

What would George Michael do to solve the problem of violence and criminality that is menacing modern world?
I've two words for you: "1984" and "Judge Dredd".

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal malarky.

You have accumulated a lot of animosity in you that can burst without notice. You will get rid of this state only if you forgive or kill somebody who has injured you in the past.
Gosh! You are dead on!

What’s in your pocket right now?
Dog my cats! As this transcription is a figment of your naughty imagination, I'm probably in my sensuous nightwear, so no pockets at all.

You appear to be always so cheerful and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. Each of us has two sides. Sometimes, when I see another singer, I grit my teeth and my sight fades out. And suddenly, I sense a compulsion to wipe out his jeering smug look. That is my amiable side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are George Michael's home telephone number :
3526353045 4792636854 638445891 6587222963 8366705870 606723869 3624873173 695853318 8399622699 8241789284 7015676113 6861475724 6980026941 5571580218 570601823 7250492770 2102332467 9991501167 812529303 531000317
Clearly, singers are busy people. It's difficult for them to fix an interview. So we decided to leave George Michael peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained thanks to a program we fed with all the available info about George.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.