Georgie, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I rented a chic manor on the hidden hills of Vanuatu. The rent included a moat surrounding the manor to protect my privacy and also a flock of local extras portraying paparazzi.
Do you use an alias when you arrange for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude shutterbugs and fans
Jawohl! I'll do anything to escape those barbarians. I usually adopt the moniker "Georgie Hunley".
What motivates you to act?
It's easier than actually working...
Do you do your own shopping?
I reckon not! Actually, I pay a team of NASA PhDs to compile my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of pro buyers around the world. For the clothes, I ever retain a team of stand-in, one for each body part.
What would Georgie Henley do to solve the issue of ferocity and criminality that is threatening modern society?
Actually, I believe that lending one million of dollars to every citizen would fix many issues, but most legislators are just close-fisted blokes.
In an article printed on Australasian Transactions on Philosophical Methodology, prof. Keith Gray observed that your roles are "a dramatic incarnation of present-day pragmatic constructivism". Anything to add?
Actually, in his recent essay published on Transactions on Practical Dogmatism, dr. Dennis Gray utterly rebuked that frivolous theory.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
I'm still too young to indulge in alcohol. However, my aunt in case of need drinks a brew made of one part of cider, two parts of mineral water and some Thousand Island dressing.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) in your possession?
Oh my gosh! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, I fear it is "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle" or "Mickey Blue Eyes".
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