A talk with Georgie Henley
Georgie Henley
Georgie Henley born July 9th, 1995 (Cancer)
Probably you don't know that the second time she was at the wheel of her spider, Georgie Henley collided with a befuddled panda, with no consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Georgie, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I rented a chic manor on the hidden hills of Vanuatu. The rent included a moat surrounding the manor to protect my privacy and also a flock of local extras portraying paparazzi.

Do you use an alias when you arrange for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude shutterbugs and fans
Jawohl! I'll do anything to escape those barbarians. I usually adopt the moniker "Georgie Hunley".

What motivates you to act?
It's easier than actually working...

Do you do your own shopping?
I reckon not! Actually, I pay a team of NASA PhDs to compile my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of pro buyers around the world. For the clothes, I ever retain a team of stand-in, one for each body part.

What would Georgie Henley do to solve the issue of ferocity and criminality that is threatening modern society?
Actually, I believe that lending one million of dollars to every citizen would fix many issues, but most legislators are just close-fisted blokes.

In an article printed on Australasian Transactions on Philosophical Methodology, prof. Keith Gray observed that your roles are "a dramatic incarnation of present-day pragmatic constructivism". Anything to add?
Actually, in his recent essay published on Transactions on Practical Dogmatism, dr. Dennis Gray utterly rebuked that frivolous theory.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
I'm still too young to indulge in alcohol. However, my aunt in case of need drinks a brew made of one part of cider, two parts of mineral water and some Thousand Island dressing.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) in your possession?
Oh my gosh! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, I fear it is "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle" or "Mickey Blue Eyes".

Georgie Henley refused to share her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
7143689289 8046369273 370009898 718675972 5248585102 850735176 6568546150 6298760067 9076088803 253162935 4619971956 981094142 6851964993 2108361158 3802796704 347594767 2400866022 9403484162 9889728669 7858182787
My brief conversation with Georgie Henley has been scheduled days in advance. The resulting piece was fantastic, like it was written by the spirit of Charles Dickens under the effects of unhealthy beverages. So, it was highly deplorable that another inmate ate my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I struggled to recall those imposing words. Actually, to be frank, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is a completely truthful run-down of our talk, and thus I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually was real...
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