Cookie Consent by A conversation with Georgie Henley
A conversation with Georgie Henley
Georgie Henley
Georgie Henley born July 9th, 1995 (Cancer)
In the course of her last scripture, Georgie Henley has developed a pernicious addiction to durian fruits (source)

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my soul stronger, I often doze on a bed made of rough sandpaper and thorns.

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I have a little intolerance to whining, prairie dogs, and calcium sulfate.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
I'll do! The tentative title of the film is "Steven, Karen and Dasita". There are a woman and a man, which live in Dallas, but they do not know each other. The woman is a CIA agent and he is a patents examiner. When Steven's pet groundhog Dasita contracts gastroenteritis they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to go to extreme measures to cure Dasita.

Georgie, which is your trick to obtain flawless skin?
Curiously, it is a dousing with cold cement twice a day.

Could you rebut the gossip about your role in the affair of mermaid DNA samples?
Humanity can't stand the truth!

Georgie, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal lunacy.

You will meet a wandering stranger from Phoenix, a former ceramic artist named Henry with a pelican shaped band aid on his cheek. He will approach you with a map allegedly signed by the infamous pirate Ching Shih, that places his treasure in a demolished monastery in New Jersey. It's a lie!
Kapow! For a horoscope that seems a little too categorical...

Nowaday the problem of calculi in raccoons is attaining gigantic proportions. Is Georgie Henley doing anything in this respect?
Maybe! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a week. The proceeds ($1,400 per night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of calculi in raccoons.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Georgie Henley's home telephone number is listed here :
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My director had planned my brief exchange with Georgie Henley weeks beforehand. Regrettably, my pet fox got shingles, so I had to skip the interview. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Georgie Henley would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.