A conversation with Gerard Butler
Gerard Butler
Gerard Butler born November 13th, 1969 (Scorpio)
Like many Scorpio people, Gerard Butler is subject to develop a bacon addiction (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I have developed an irrational phobia for cookies, after a freak accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite normal.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is unfavorable that I have little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last month I've read the back cover of the book "The Great Gatsby", and I found it palatable. Thus, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain F. Scott Fitzgerald - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.

Gerard, you are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of April I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and blue jays died by natural causes.

Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Balderdash! I dig people's mind. I make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I'm popular among outstanding sultans and desperate second-rate strippers in the same manner. It's nice to know that there are 16 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Syldavia and Benin, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Jared Leto, because I always liked him as HAL 9000.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my spirit stronger, I frequently meditate on a bunk made of fresh nettle.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is

The fox of grief
The gray fox of grief
gluts on the stormy meadows of madness
as I stare at the mourning of my planet.
If only it had been the pork of grief
we could have bacon at least.

What do you think about the international situation?
Fa shizzle! It's hard to believe it when you spend your days between cushions, but in these battered times there are places where it is hopeless to find even an adequate Long Island iced tea.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Gerard Butler's secret telephone number :
530456977 233055415 4458295794 6326044427 804037620 513061518 3290832148 3063157998 3249035556 5090221900 527879940 694034523 2207853186 5407164174 921630873 2801517718 4680491892 810076814 313092195 8253907411
Vips are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Gerard Butler completely alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained employing a reliable mind reader.
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