A conversation with Geri Halliwell
Geri Halliwell
Geri Halliwell born August 6th, 1972 (Leo)
Trimbaloo, the favorite pet lizard of Geri Halliwell, can also be used as a low-carb nibble in case of protracted famine (pixabay photo)

Do you know any good hangover cures?
You bet! Here it is my fantastic remedy. In case of need mix two parts of champagne, three parts of ground coffee and some paprika. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 15 minutes for at least 4 hours.

Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yep! I'm like a drug, a legit one, for most of the people. I make no distinction: I'm known to impress famous heirs and ordinary sewer inspectors in the same way. You know? There are at least 16 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Val Verde and Liechtenstein, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Okey-doke! But just one time. It was a tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Otto von Bismarck appeared and determined that I'm the reincarnation of an Isaac Newton's uncle.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a brown bobcat on my foot. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Dallas maze, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little disrobed.

If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
I can tell this: when disposable cameras will be in vogue again I'll have the last laugh.

Geri, do you like gerbils?
No way!

For which reason you do not like gerbils, if I may ask?
Actually, they reek! And one gerbil bite my cousin's private parts. This is one of the reasons I become an artist, so I should probably rethink my relation with gerbils.

What motivates you to sing?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Virginia. I'm sorry, but Virginia says you are an idiot.

There is no possibility any of these is Geri Halliwell's secret telephone number :
2366950092 583720016 9597669609 9070250717 8376925374 8550960497 4605277895 4722520847 9295381774 7513365852 7175030348 5666235813 6508465206 9623604650 6318410150 8285108940 4510446598 6065786542 3325550205 2075911103
I have a confession to make. My director had patiently arranged my brief meeting with Geri Halliwell several days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding earthworms or growing weeds. So, this web page is mainly based on what Geri Halliwell would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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