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A talk with Geri Halliwell
Geri Halliwell
Geri Halliwell born August 6th, 1972 (Leo)
As a kid Geri Halliwell showed an unseemly attraction to exotic food like fried frog legs and tacos (pixabay photo)

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my will, I periodically doze on a hammock made of shards of glass.

Can you refute the noise about the lost Chupacabra photos?
Thou, venomed hell-hated minnow! How do you dare?

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Not really! My father and I decided that I would have become an IT clerk. But, you know, that's life.

Let's imagine for a moment there is somebody who'd never heard your music. How would you describe your songs to him?
It is difficult to imagine there is somebody so poor! I would say that my songs are like a sweet apricot cupcake with a surprising heart of vinegar.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that years ago I was camping in Thailand with a friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" in the meadows, like lustful bobcats, in the middle of nature.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one in the kids' game, of course.

Are you allergic to anything?
Okey-doke! I have a little intolerance to sodium chloride, helicopters and coyote milk.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Geri Halliwell, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Smith College, signed up for Humanistic Eclecticism 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with a booze addiction.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Geri Halliwell's private telephone number :
8202366802 4971664016 5983502070 286442351 8262415512 387677869 2119237119 2116367794 8118593969 978767458 879263779 5236424676 9807394624 2248834130 9433818120 9317583351 3223922054 851892791 827086742 6422068427
To be sincere, my chief had patiently lined up my hurried interview with Geri Halliwell many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like learning Polish or visiting Canada. So, this web page is essentially based on what Geri Halliwell would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.