Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my will, I periodically doze on a hammock made of shards of glass.
Can you refute the noise about the lost Chupacabra photos?
Thou, venomed hell-hated minnow! How do you dare?
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Not really! My father and I decided that I would have become an IT clerk. But, you know, that's life.
Let's imagine for a moment there is somebody who'd never heard your music. How would you describe your songs to him?
It is difficult to imagine there is somebody so poor! I would say that my songs are like a sweet apricot cupcake with a surprising heart of vinegar.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that years ago I was camping in Thailand with a friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" in the meadows, like lustful bobcats, in the middle of nature.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one in the kids' game, of course.
Are you allergic to anything?
Okey-doke! I have a little intolerance to sodium chloride, helicopters and coyote milk.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Geri Halliwell, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Smith College, signed up for Humanistic Eclecticism 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with a booze addiction.
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