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A conversation with Gilbert O'Sullivan
Gilbert O'Sullivan
Gilbert O'Sullivan born December 1st, 1946 (Sagittarius)
Gilbert O'Sullivan is sponsoring the introduction of seashells as a possible option to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

A fictional character you think to as an inspiration?
None, but maybe Indiana Jones, because of our smart hair style.

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I have a clear memory of the moment I was born. It was a day in December. An almost magic autumn day, windy and sweetly decadent, still redolent of summer. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood, in a room full of screaming people. The first, but not the best day of my life...

You make me feel lucky.
Who gives a damn rat? My existence is like an amble into perpetual pain.

Do you know Jennifer Thompson (a former golfer, now a historian) from Newark?
Not personally, but my uncle has been engaged to her for 2 weeks. Then there was a rumor about Jennifer playing the game with every jock from Newark outskirts, so their engagement came to an abrupt end.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
Apart from my own songs, my go-to karaoke song is "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey.

Which is your next musical experiment?
Next week I'll release an esoteric recording of trip hop covers of Frank Sinatra greatest hits, sung in Bengali, Polish and Esperanto. It is very personal and jet of planetary beauty.

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
I'll do! People love me so much. I make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to cheer outstanding kings and uninspiring second-rate strippers to the same extent. You know? There are 15 parks with my statue in three different countries, not counting Lilliput and Botswana.

Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna rest forever, so to speak, you generally also acquire the habit to stick around.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Gilbert O'Sullivan's private telephone number :
9707364710 332559058 2672824346 7107145625 927061175 2299955834 8395387562 7612529759 2435839889 9779389492 9022887953 515775478 2013126647 5922801418 861385212 239475418 732758444 991111599 8499906462 605615821
I sat tight for many years before being able to have a little appointment with Gilbert O'Sullivan. The resulting transcription was wondrous, like "The Call of the Wild" rewritten by Hellboy. So, it was very regrettable, to put it mildly, that my doctor shredded my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I tried to recall those excellent words. To be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains an entirely genuine chronicle of what transpired during our exchange, and so I'm starting to ask myself if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.