A talk with Gilbert O'Sullivan
Gilbert O'Sullivan
Gilbert O'Sullivan born December 1st, 1946 (Sagittarius)
Which is Gilbert O'Sullivan's method for eternal beauty? As you may have guessed, it is a weekly soaking into fresh cement (source)

Nowaday the problem of acne in opossums is attaining epic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Yes! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The proceeds ($1,100/night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of acne in opossums.

Gilbert, is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Nothing Rhymed"?
Yes, that things always get worse before they get better.

You appear to be always so positive and effervescent. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I believe that each person has two sides. Sometimes, when I look at another singer, my vision goes black and my heart became heavier. And then, without warning, I experience the need to kill his sneering smirk. That is my cheerful side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.

Do you know Bill Y. Cooper (a former homoeopath, now a joiner) from Cedar Rapids?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was half a scandal about the funny suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a hasty conclusion.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Johnny Depp, because I liked him as Jack Sparrow.

Are you superstitious?
Oh yeah! I have to kiss a doorknob three times right before a significant interview. Clearly not today.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Frank Lloyd Wright manifested and confirmed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Oliver Cromwell's tailor.

What would Gilbert O'Sullivan do to solve the problem of criminality and ferocity that is menacing modern world?
I think we can learn from past movies, like "Blade Runner" and "The Purge".

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Gilbert O'Sullivan's private telephone number is listed here :
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