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A talk with Gillian Jacobs
Gillian Jacobs
Gillian Jacobs born October 19th, 1982 (Libra)
In her hidden laboratory Gillian Jacobs is frenziedly searching a way to turn metal scraps into seitan (pixabay photo)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the stimulating crackle of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more likeable, for example "the soothing purr of a satisfied kitten" or "the first word of your daughter".

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so busy performing very paramount things for all the people to care about matters of little consequence. Usually, I retain a gang of shopping specialists to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a bunch of pro buyers distributed around the planet. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever have a team of surrogates, one for each body part.

Gillian, are you superstitious?
Naturally! I swear in Polish right before an important social event.

Gillian, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Gillian's miracle". In the middle of one of my famed wanderings in the Hymalayas, I discovered an inconspicuous plant unknown to botanists, now named Limocyphotana rotundata, which every 6 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of lemons and mud. It may seem strange, but it may become a compelling habit.

Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
You know, I can flap both my ears while I rub my forehead.

Which is your earliest memory?
People say that only the 7th son of a 7th son has the power of total recall, but I remember pretty well the moment I was born. It was a night in October. An almost poetic autumn night, thunderbolts at the horizon and a hint of electricity in a gust of wind. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood, in a room full of howling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...

At least there is a happy end...
You are too soft. My whole life is like an amble into the darkness.

Do you have any superpower?
This is a scoop! I can mutating in a cute anteater, since I was 10, particularly on Sundays. However, this could be quite annoying during work hours.

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I patiently sat on my bottom for several years before being able to have a conversation with Gillian Jacobs. The resulting article was awe-inspiring, like it was written by the spirit of James Joice at his peak. Hence, it was lamentable that my dog set my only copy on fire! After I invoked Iron Man in vain, I struggled to recapture those magnificent words. I want to be straight here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains an absolutely truthful account of our appointment, and so I'm starting to ask myself if it actually happened...
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