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Gillian Jacobs
Gillian Jacobs born October 19th, 1982 (Libra)
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Douglas Nguyen, the new Gillian Jacobs' head of security, is always experimenting different ways to keep at bay stalkers and annoying followers (source)

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Hyrule flag, probably because it has my picture in a corner. Hyrule is a nice but unlucky nation. They are so poor that theft is allowed from 3 to 6 AM.

Your zodiac sign is Libra. Are you a typical Libra?
Indeed! I'm affable, a bit lazy, yielding and feverish. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artist.

You have been seen in a particular setting with a famous person whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to reveal. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with S.Z..

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents are known to occur all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" stormed by the FBI looking for some naughty material a guy may have "accidentally" planted there. Do you understand now?

Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is quite non-real...
Do you know any good hangover cures?

That's right! In case of need mix three parts of beer, two parts of ground coffee and some chives. Apply the resulting brew on your forehead and your ankles.

Gillian, what is your opinion about president Trump?
You are just a bit naughty, but I gave my word to my parrot I would not imprecate in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Gillian Jacobs' home telephone number is listed here :
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My director had set up my brief interview with Gillian Jacobs many months beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Crazy On The Outside". So, the transcript above is mainly the impression of a nightmare I had after a copious dinner based on raw onions and deep-fried Mars bars.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.