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Gillian Jacobs
Gillian Jacobs born October 19th, 1982 (Libra)
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What is the strangest dream that you remember?
I dreamed being rebuked by an Ernest Hemingway impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not sell my aunt's squirrel".

Gillian, do you have something to say to young people?
May so! Recent studies have made clear that smoking every kind of vegetable you can put your hands on may have undesirable long-term consequences, like loss of nostrils or painful death. But fret no more! Buy "Gillian's marvel", now with Isalaria abstrusa powder. Just $19.99 for 80 pills, only in the best Russian corner stores (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It often may cause tonsillitis or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of nuts and ashes).

Gillian, which is your technique for spotless skin?
Only few know it is a shower in cement twice a month.

Gillian, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next vacation I leased a chic villa on the secretive mountains of Bangistan. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the genial gentleman from Russia that contacted me about affair in the interweb.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Jessica Rabbit.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

What do you think about the international situation?
Augh! It's hard to figure it when you spend your days between cushions, but there are places where it is difficult to find even a decent hamburger with or without catchup.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too hard-pressed doing important things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) and I can't care about such technicalities. I employ a bunch of Harward dropouts to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a crew of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the clothes, I ever hire a team of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Gillian Jacobs' secret telephone number :
4595241783 3263237182 3621762495 981526162 6174002406 623215635 693413102 4643477471 827601485 6364320495 3816409227 600820082 8944055250 7511669707 2754771605 3260963928 7870105210 7377457183 5229812259 4909564364
Let's face it, vips are very busy people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Gillian Jacobs totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a certified mentalist from Sacramento.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.