An interview with Ginnifer Goodwin
Ginnifer Goodwin
Ginnifer Goodwin born May 22nd, 1978 (Gemini)
Few people know that the first time she was at the wheel of her electric spider, Ginnifer Goodwin inadvertently drove over an erratic panda, with no consequences for both (pixabay photo)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Ginnifer Goodwin, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Guitar Hero" player.

What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself alone in a vacant dark space. A fetid reek diffused in the air. Then I remembered I got befuddled at a rerun of "Anaconda" in a faded movie house near Dallas.

When your are not acting, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting and trading USB sticks is a noble activity.

Which super power do you have?
Alakazam! I can walk on melted cheese, since I was 10. Probably this is not so common in awesome people with English neighbors.

If I may say so, Ginnifer, you are well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Ginnifer needs what Ginnifer needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's absinthe-infused chamomile-tea bags or baobab bark.

Ginnifer, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain a special license for flying my dirigible.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so time-poor while doing influential things for the humankind that I can't waste time on such trifles. Actually, I retain a squad of shopping gurus to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a number of professional buyers distributed around the world. For the clothes, always a critical issue, I ever have a crew of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Certainly! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the emotions,
you took the respect away from me.
A button, a pen alone in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took away all that I had,
all that counts you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ginnifer Goodwin's home telephone number :
7715819514 6796674535 5064642811 946254800 6639963206 8788636711 2513989166 310521448 3637902331 4313347044 8295838772 8213175041 2221178251 5446596625 2566363154 571782133 4041303976 4621422171 6010747656 6896190508
I queued up forever for a chance to have a short exchange with Ginnifer Goodwin. The resulting interview was mind-boggling, like it was written by the spirit of Anton Chekhov in his prime. Hence, it was regrettable, to put it mildly, that my neighbor (probably on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I slept over it, I struggled to remember those awesome words. To be frank, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is a perfectly factual report of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.