What would Gloria Estefan do to solve the issue of criminality and violence that is jeopardizing modern world?
In my opinion, donating one million of dollars to every citizen would make wonders, but most lawmakers are just selfish aged chaps.
Gloria, should you give up singing, which kind of occupation would you choose?
Probably that of bat guano collector. I already have some experience in that field.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Maybe! Here it is my sure remedy. In case of drunkness mix one part of vodka, three parts of instant coffee and some balsamic vinegar. Apply the resulting mixture on your arms and your forehead.
What motivates you to sing?
I like the sound of my voice.
How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I have no clue. I think I'm a four in Tucson, but a six in Greenland.
Gloria, do you have any superpower?
This is a scoop! I spit goblets of fire. I believe this is quite atypical in tall people with Chinese ancestors.
Gloria, where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I leased a ritzy villa in a secretive valley of Narnia. The only difficulty was making a payment in Linden dollars to the good-natured realtor from Nigeria that proposed me the deal in the interweb.
When your are not singing, which is your favorite diversion?
I think that dyeing troll dolls' hair is quite relaxing. I like to paint them in black and purple.
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