A conversation with Goldie Hawn
Goldie Hawn
Goldie Hawn born November 21st, 1945 (Scorpio)
Her early breakfast when she is on diet (pixabay photo)

How do you invest all the dough you made in your career?
If you want to become rich fast, I can contact some guys from Mexico who can make you a juicy offer. When you speak with them, bear in mind they already know where your parents live.

As everybody knows, the problem of bronchitis in zebras is attaining huge dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
I'll do! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The proceeds ($900 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of bronchitis in zebras.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to gophers, chloroform and negativity.

What would you like to do right now?
Hit a sad clown in the face.

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Absolutely! The working title of the film is "Dorothy, Edward and Trimbadoo". Imagine a man and a woman, which live in Sacramento and they never met. He is a medium while the woman is a diving instructor. When Dorothy's pet rabbit Trimbadoo contracts anosmia they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin an adventurous journey to search for Aglaspea plicata (a rare tree growing in Hungary only), whose leaves can save Trimbadoo.

Which super power do you have?
This a secret! I hear ultrasounds, but only if it is raining.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I was always rising up against them when I was a little scoundrel, you know, fight da power and all that jazz, but now I simply disregard them when they prattle.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the boxcar appearing in your last movie?
It wasn't my fault, and whatever you heard about it has been distorted by the scandalistic press.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Goldie Hawn's home telephone number is listed here :
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