An interview with Grace Jones
Grace Jones
Grace Jones born May 19th, 1948 (Taurus)
Grace Jones always uses a rigorous method to choose her next song (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Big Top Pee-Wee". I think that Benicio Del Toro's character was simply perfect.

Grace, you are well known for your eccentric requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it obstinacy, but I can't live without pure rhenium or baobab bark delivered everyday to my door.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Noam Chomsky appeared and certified that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Johann Sebastian Bach's homonym.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Why not! Here it is

The tiger of misery
The gray tiger of misery
dwindles on the dismal mountains of wreck
when I stare at the mourning of this life.
If only it had been the pork of misery
I could have bacon at least.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Dracula.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

What’s in your pocket right now?
Dog my cats! This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a dream of your lascivious imagination, I'm in my tempting nightwear, so no pockets at all.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is lamentable that I have little time to put down the words, as we authors like to say. Last week I've read the summary of the abridged version of the book "Of Mice and Men", and I found it quite passable. On that account, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain John Steinbeck - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.

There is no possibility any of these is Grace Jones' private telephone number :
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Clearly, vips are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Grace Jones peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from an artificial intelligence we fed with all the available info about Grace.
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