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Grace Jones
Grace Jones born May 19th, 1948 (Taurus)
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Grace Jones has been a little disappointed by the actual position and appliances of the mega-deluxe spa she carelessly selected from the catalog of the "D.O.A. Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. Are you a typical Taurus?
Not hardly! I'm gentle, a bit inert, yielding and antsy. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artists.

You have been seen in a particular situation with a vip whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to bring out in the open. Do you wish to comment?
If you mean G.X., then it was an irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with V.R...

I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, probably some casual photons spontaneously conjured an absolutely random picture in which you mistakenly recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your parents could "spontaneously" blow up. Do you understand?

Now that I look it better, the photo is surely a fake...
As everybody knows, the problem of anosmia in groundhogs is attaining epic proportions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?

All right! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($1,300 per night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of anosmia in groundhogs.

When your are not on tour, which is your main diversion?
I think that collecting and trading buttons is quite relaxing.

In a letter printed on Asian Transactions on Transcendental Anthropology, dr. Gary Long described your songs as "a perfect embodiment of modern conceptual probabilism". Anything to add?
Well, in his recent paper published on Transactions on Alternate Platonism, prof. William Diaz totally invalidated that frivolous assumption.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Grace Jones' home telephone number :
936594320 755456289 6345186361 2059860229 4762971405 9269752397 8622326039 7140000628 2893204280 294223236 2464227584 6130565129 8141672120 2940553565 591127533 934763784 923049571 401565228 7085394573 301238125
I have a confession to make. My boss had patiently set up my short interview with Grace Jones days beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Norbit". So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a dream I had following a copious dinner based on beans and chorizo.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.