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A conversation with Grace Jones
Grace Jones
Grace Jones born May 19th, 1948 (Taurus)
During the month of February Grace Jones usually eats just blue foods, like blueberries, naturally deceased blue jays and the so-called Smurf stew, whose details are an unsettling enigma we prefer to leave surrounded by its riddle (pixabay photo)

I read that you will soon be busy with a charity concert. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight sciatica?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

Do you have any superpower?
This a secret! I can hear colors, mostly on Thursdays. I think this is not so atypical in stunning people with English neighbors.

What's your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and quite bizarre remembrance. In winter a troubled man runs frantically in the snow, then he hails a cab. He knows the driver very well, but the driver does not recognize him. The cab arrives at a house in ruin and he calls for his wife and his children but the house is empty and has been so for many years.

Actually it seems to me this is a scene from the movie "It's a Wonderful Life".
Ohmigosh! To be honest, yesterday I dozed at the cineclub.

Who are your heroes?
George Bernard Shaw, Hermione Granger, and myself.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Norman Bates.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, my agent told me so.

There is no possibility any of these is Grace Jones' private telephone number :
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I sat tight forever for the privilege to have a hurried meeting with Grace Jones. The resulting interview was mind-blowing, like it was written by Edgar Allan Poe after too much white wine. So, it was disastrous that my armadillo by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I regained my composure, I attempted to extract from my crumbling memory those awe-inspiring words. So, to be aboveboard, I'm not so sure this web page contains a completely precise run-down of our exchange, and so I'm beginning to doubt it ever was real...
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