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A talk with Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Gugu Mbatha-Raw born April 21st, 1983 (Taurus)
Writing her will, Gugu Mbatha-Raw has provided that her ashes should be scattered on the planet Saturn, possibly by hand. (source)

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as your career?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, I will register a patent for my ant treadmill.

Is there a deep moral hidden in your "Beyond the Lights"?
Yes, that all is relative - or something like that.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Lao-Tzu. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 20 seconds.

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. Are you a typical Taurus?
I'll do! I'm gentle, a bit indolent, pliant and antsy. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.

Do you have any scar?
Yeah! I have a tiny sea monkey shaped scar on my right forearm, which ensued from my traumatic quarrel with a deranged weasel.

Could you refute the noise about the loss of the Mongolian death worm pictures?
Can I? Oh yeah! Do I want? Never!

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I always liked Ragaan flag, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Ragaan is a proud but unfortunate place. They are so impoverished the national anthem is the Juicy Fruit jingle sung backward.

Gugu, have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there have been some problems with my agent, so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Gugu Mbetha-Raw".

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Gugu Mbatha-Raw's home telephone number is listed here :
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My boss had lined up my brief interview with Gugu Mbatha-Raw several days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or walking my pet moose. So, the transcript above is essentially the elaboration of a dream I had following a generous dinner of deep-fried bell peppers and wild boar stew.
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