What have you got in your pocket?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that several years ago I was traveling in Venezuela with a friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the woods, like passionate squirrels, in the very heart of nature.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The male one, without doubt.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, kangaroos will rule the earth without the need for secrecy.
Gugu, you appear to be always so radiant and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Everyone has a dark side. At times, when I look at a colleague, my vision dims and my teeth chatter with fury. And suddenly, I sense an impulse to eradicate that moron from the earth and celebrate on her bleak coffin. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with it.
Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yep! They simply can't have enough of me. My strength is that I'm inescapable: I'm popular among famous MIT professors and colorless accountants to the same extent. Say, there are 14 plazas with my statue in two different countries, not counting Sierra Gordo and Cyprus.
What do you think about the last Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this has always been a hot potato.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a black raccoon on my belly. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow disrobed.
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