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A conversation with Guy Pearce
Guy Pearce
Guy Pearce born October 5th, 1967 (Libra)
Guy Pearce is supporting the introduction of seashells as a feasible alternative to stop the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

What is your opinion about global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in an essay that will soon appear on Croatian Anthropological Quarterly.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too occupied doing very crucial things for all the people and I can't care about such bagatelles. I hire a gang of Princeton graduates to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a crew of pro buyers distributed around the world. For the clothes, I ever pay a squad of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Guy, what is the fuss about the next Oscar debate?
To be frank, this has always been a hot potato.

You seem to be always so radiant and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. I do believe that each and every one has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet another actor, my heart darkens and my teeth chatter with fury. And suddenly, I feel the urge to obliterate his mocking smug look. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to face it.

Does your agent use an alias when he makes reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of aficionados and reporters
Sure! I go to extremes to escape those punks. We usually adopt the alias "Guy Piarce".

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one that's not real, of course.

Which is your trick to obtain flawless skin?
It is a soaking into hot unicorn blood once a month.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Meditate on human frailty.

Guy Pearce refused to let me know his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
9101993289 545018767 317863978 9546937101 984185742 5717758672 9917788048 5124844301 3167346229 6815106659 5583946493 8263673593 9948287373 8168086041 447435182 8317699544 3595408613 3346222125 6705498597 7610664838
I have a confession to make. My director had patiently scheduled my little exchange with Guy Pearce several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet gopher got allergy, so I had to skip the appointment. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Guy Pearce would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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