A talk with Guy Pearce
Guy Pearce
Guy Pearce born October 5th, 1967 (Libra)
Among Guy Pearce's future projects there is a top-secret expressionist sword-and-sandal movie in which all the action takes place in a fallout shelter (pixabay photo)

Guy, is there a deep meaning behind your "Memento"?
Yes, that hard work always pays off.

Modern world seems to be subject to the problem of relentless violence and ferocity. What would Guy Pearce do?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from great films, like "Equilibrium" and "Brazil".

What do you eat between meals?
Loin chops with ranch dressing, a dried fruit, four sweet corns, and a glass of tea.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my ego, I periodically meditate on a cot made of rough sandpaper and glass splinters liberally sprinkled with vinegar.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Naturally! It is the story of Gary, a massage therapist from Boston. He is abducted by a mysterious society and he is coerced to compose absurd "completelY inaccUrate inTerviews" for some web site, from a concealed office. (If you can't salvage me, tell Kathleen I never loved her...)

Guy, you are well known for your bizarre requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't live without chili cotton-candy or Armenian violets scent delivered everyday to my room.

Can you refute the buzz about your role in the rogue business of Yeti photos?
Truth is perishable and so are you and your entrails...

In an article appeared on Pacific Semiotic Journal, dr. Harold Y. Jenkins described your roles as "a supernatural epitome of today contextual descriptivism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, in his paper published on Annals of Anthropological Topics, prof. David T. Gomez totally discredited that illogical thesis.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Guy Pearce's home telephone number :
7432775019 9430325030 3433841651 9398082348 3306616567 280682849 7826791465 332748928 635400936 8727836704 5995339567 373598211 3893046416 6348846027 3711525126 8914038731 4648554431 2130856887 3239357122 607031631
My conversation with Guy Pearce has been patiently lined up several weeks in advance. The resulting article was breathtaking, like it was written by the ghost of Kurt Vonnegut after too much gin. It was highly regrettable, to put it mildly, that another inmate set my only copy on fire! After I took my medications, I made an effort to recollect those mind-blowing words. To be honest, I'm not so certain this web page is a totally genuine chronicle of our meeting, and so I'm starting to doubt it ever took place...
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