Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to backstabbers, gophers, and naphthalene.
Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Yeah! The working title is "Thomas, Mildred and the bobcat". There are a man and a woman, which live in Tucson, but they never met. Thomas is a medium and Mildred is an accountant. When Thomas' pet bobcat Rambo contracts laryngitis they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin a spiritual journey to search for Gynacisella ramosa (a rare tree which grows in Lesotho only), whose roots can save the bobcat.
Is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Memento"?
Indeed! That hard work always pays off - or something like that.
What’s your worst defect?
Sometimes I beguile interviewers. But I'm not that desperate right now so unless you pass out you will stay quite untouched.
What do you eat between meals?
Pasta noodles with salt and pepper, an apple, three bread slices, and a few drops of tea.
What would you like to do right now?
Buy a polygraph for my dungeon.
Do you know Cynthia Roberts (a former hospital pharmacist, now a chemical plant operator) from Overland Park?
Not personally, but my cousin has been betrothed to her for 5 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about the strange suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to an abrupt end.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that preparing food is a waste of time, since there are relatives and diners more than willing to provide my daily dose of vitamines and sugars. The few times I indulge in cooking for my acolytes, I like to create salads. My most cherished one is a mix of bacon and seaweeds, which I assume can be suited for both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Naturally! You take the bacon and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix bacon and seaweeds with some ranch dressing and voilà, there it is!
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