If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Gwen Stefani, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Freespace 2" player.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a wombat. A large, fat, peaceful wombat, full and heavy-eyed in a summer breeze.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a license for operating my hovercraft.
One of your most famous works, "Let Me Blow Ya Mind", is a beloved anthem of hatred. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Yes, it's also my inspiring song for when I have to visit my parents.
Your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal foolishness.
You will feel deserted by your friends, like an intangible screen is between you and them. A disquieting whisper in your head will tell you that they are secretly dreaming to kill you.
Crickety! If I did believe in this zodiacal gibberish, now I would be crying like a baby.
Nowaday the problem of irritable bowel syndrome in hedgehogs is reaching epic proportions. Is Gwen Stefani doing anything in this respect?
Why not! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,100/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of irritable bowel syndrome in hedgehogs.
How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a one in Tibet, but a six in Denver.
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