I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.
What's the most uncanny dream that you remember?
I dreamed being rebuked by the ghost of Frank Lloyd Wright. In the meantime I kept yelling "I did not sell my aunt's gazelle".
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Iron Man 3"?
Frick! The set was full of ants. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm absolutely enthusiastic about "The Old Man and the Sea" by Ernest Highway.
You mean, by Ernest Hemingway?
I doubt it, however I've heard it both ways.
Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
Sure, here it is my instant treatment for warts. Mix two parts of tequila, one part of mineral water and some Tabasco sauce. Put this elixir on your chin and your wrists.
Do you do your own shopping?
N-n-n-o-o-o! I hire a crew of specialists to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a bunch of pro buyers distributed around the planet. For the garnments, I ever retain a crew of stand-in, one for each body part.
Can you tell me the square root of 546727144?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues, not real numbers.
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