Do you have any vice?
Oversleeping is an known issue so my my personaly scientists have invented a wristwatch that has hours of 50 minutes. See, I’m possibly going to be criticized for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I prefer super-natural indie products, because I do care about my beauty and my followers. For example, this week I have an obsession for moringa fruits and goat yogurt, which I found fantastic on chicken nuggets.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a green frog on my back. It is radioactive, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow disrobed.
Can you tell me the square root of 5111289469?
I'm pretty sure that one of the possible answers is something around 52.
Do you have any superpower?
You'll not believe this! I can summon the ghosts of deceased obscure mediums, mostly on Fridays.
How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll last spring. I think I'm a two in Greenland, but a nine in Indianapolis.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have developed an unreasonable phobia for mechanical typewriters, after a curious accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite common.
You hit the mark in "True Grit". Were you given plenty of latitude to mold your character?
You bet! There was a writers' strike, so I had to ad lib most of my lines.
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