A conversation with Haley Bennett
Haley Bennett
Haley Bennett born January 7th, 1988 (Capricorn)
Less known fact: before becoming famous Haley Bennett has lived for 7 years in a Klingon kibbutz in Phoenix (source)

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the couch appearing in your last movie?
The dickens! It wasn't my fault, and whatever rumour you heard about it has surely been distorted by the tabloids.

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible career?
Actually, no. My mother and I decided that I would have become a cab driver. But, sometimes you've got to start from the bottom.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a dog. A big, fat, peaceful dog, full and dozy in the summer shade.

In an article published on International Journal of Qualitative Nominalism, prof. Mark Jenkins has observed that your movies are "a supernatural quintessence of modern conceptual epicureanism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, I think that in his interesting paper printed on Asian Annals of Academic Constructivism, dr. Charles James completely rebutted that superficial thesis.

Can you tell me the square root of 5954728381?
I think that the most appropriate answer is 60.

Which super power do you have?
Not a secret! I can mutating in a cute dog, since I was 4. Maybe this is not so common in blond people with Irish forebears.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, many years ago I was crossing Liberia in an old minibus with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the woods, like lascivious prairie dogs, in the very heart of nature.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I think it is that of Freedonia. If I'm not mistaken, it is white and green with a little blue gnu in a corner.

There is no possibility any of these is Haley Bennett's home telephone number :
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I patiently dawdled for years for a chance to have a meeting with Haley Bennett. The resulting interview was awesome, like "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" rewritten by Tarzan. It was very unlucky, to put it mildly, that my koala by accident (I assume) set my only copy on fire! After I came out from stupor, I tried to extract from my fading memory those fantastic words. So, to be honest here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a perfectly accurate chronicle of our talk, and thus I'm beginning to doubt it ever was real...
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