Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Pancho Villa. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a shitload of banknotes in my pockets. You may watch them in awe, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Samuel Johnson.
Which super power do you have?
I can walk on liquid fire, since I was 3.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Yes, even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe farmer, I could never decide.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Haley Wabb", who supposedly is a wool classer from Denver. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much heartbreaking as finding that according to Yahoo my name sounds like a revolting curse in Klingonese.
Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal drivel.
Involuntarily, you are in a troublesome position that hampers you from doing those things that you are inclined to do. You can take your fate into your hands by cloistering yourself for 6 months in a convent.
Whammo! If I did believe in this zodiacal chicanery, now I would feel like a gnawed bone.
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