I'm here tonight with Halle Berry, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Halle, and welcome to An Evening With Mark.
Good evening to you, and thank you for inviting me.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Return of the Killer Tomatoes", an underestimated jewel whose meaning has not been fully perceived by viewers.
Who are your heroes?
John Maynard Keynes, Bart Simpson, and myself.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Teratochondra naniflora, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Transilvania.
Halle, you have been seen in an embarassing position with a singer whose name or gender I'm not allowed to expose. Any comment?
Do you mean L.R.? It's a totally platonic thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with D.M...
I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some casual photons spontaneously produced a completely random photo in which you mistakenly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your spouse or your office may "spontaneously" catch fire. Is it all clear now?
Now that I look at it under a better light, this is probably a photo of my dog...
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