A talk with Halle Berry
Halle Berry
Halle Berry born August 14th, 1966 (Leo)
Halle Berry always uses a rigorous way to choose her next movie (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with Halle Berry, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Halle, and welcome to An Evening With Mark.
Good evening to you, and thank you for inviting me.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Return of the Killer Tomatoes", an underestimated jewel whose meaning has not been fully perceived by viewers.

Who are your heroes?
John Maynard Keynes, Bart Simpson, and myself.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Teratochondra naniflora, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Transilvania.

Halle, you have been seen in an embarassing position with a singer whose name or gender I'm not allowed to expose. Any comment?
Do you mean L.R.? It's a totally platonic thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with D.M...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some casual photons spontaneously produced a completely random photo in which you mistakenly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your spouse or your office may "spontaneously" catch fire. Is it all clear now?

Now that I look at it under a better light, this is probably a photo of my dog...

There is no possibility any of these is Halle Berry's private telephone number :
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I sat on my bottom forever for the privilege to have an interview with Halle Berry. The resulting interview was magnificent, like it was written by Jonathan Swift at his best. It was unlucky, to put it mildly, that my cousin Keith by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I punished myself, I struggled to recollect those impressive words. Actually, to be clear, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains an absolutely truthful report of what transpired during our rendezvous, and now I'm starting to doubt it ever took place...
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