An interview with Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford born July 13th, 1942 (Cancer)
In his will, Harrison Ford has provided that his ashes should be scattered on the planet Mars, possibly by hand. (source)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that several years ago I went camping in Indonesia with a friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "it" among the trees, in the very heart of nature.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I suffer from an irrational fear for mechanical typewriters, on account of an uncanny accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite common.

Harrison, do you like horses?
Surely not!

Why you do not like horses?
They stink! And one horse bite my uncle in his intimate bits. That was one of the reasons I become an actor, so I may reconsider my relation with horses.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the gift of total recall. Indeed, I remember pretty well the moment I was born. You know, it was a day in July. An almost lyric summer day, the wildflowers glowing under the sun in the grassy fields. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of yelling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...

I hoped in something more cheerful.
Who gives a damn rat? My whole life is like an immersion in an ocean of gasoline.

Harrison, are you superstitious?
Naturally! I swear in Polish right before an important occasion.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Tom Cruise, since I always liked him as Marge Simpson.

There is no possibility any of these is Harrison Ford's home telephone number :
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Clearly, actors are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Harrison Ford peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained from a reliable mind reader from Denver.
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