Harry, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I rented an exquisite palace on the hidden mountains of Equestria. The only issue was making a payment in Linden dollars to the easygoing estate agent from Nigeria that contacted me about business in the interweb.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Matthew McConaughey, because I liked him as Jack Sparrow.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Han Solo.
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I want to call my agent.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on arms and legs of 700 models that will be released in Santa Ana as in a flash mob.
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Robonia, probably because there is my picture in the middle of it. Robonia is a nice but desperate place. They are so derelict their dictionaries stop at the letter "M".
What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow concerned, since I heard rumors that president Trump wants to sculpt his name on Mars surface with a laser ray.
Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.
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