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Harry Belafonte
Harry Belafonte born March 1st, 1927 (Pisces)
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To steel his will, Harry Belafonte often takes a siesta on a bed made of rusty barbed wire profusely showered with pepper (source)

Harry, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I rented an exquisite palace on the hidden mountains of Equestria. The only issue was making a payment in Linden dollars to the easygoing estate agent from Nigeria that contacted me about business in the interweb.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Matthew McConaughey, because I liked him as Jack Sparrow.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Han Solo.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I want to call my agent.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on arms and legs of 700 models that will be released in Santa Ana as in a flash mob.

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Robonia, probably because there is my picture in the middle of it. Robonia is a nice but desperate place. They are so derelict their dictionaries stop at the letter "M".

What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow concerned, since I heard rumors that president Trump wants to sculpt his name on Mars surface with a laser ray.

Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Harry Belafonte's home telephone number :
4405158753 9532282907 6666708879 408255463 9846274944 3497011839 3753559322 3540912884 355807358 4414419592 3262654557 7420675635 3217300643 2974972231 3309857585 5011129069 6885794864 4079444475 4196161268 228423807
I patiently scheduled a brief appointment with Harry Belafonte weeks in advance. The resulting interview was great, like it was written by Agatha Christie under the influence of too much red wine. Hence, it was highly untoward, to put it mildly, that my ferret shredded my only copy! After I recounted my vitals, I attempted to extract from my vanishing neurons those great words. To be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is an absolutely precise chronicle of our rendezvous, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.