Who are your heroes?
Jean-Paul Sartre, Ace Ventura, and myself.
Harry, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Harry's prodigy". In the middle of one of my famed wanderings in Tibetan plateau, I uncovered an unremarkable new tree, now named Gastrolacca asperata, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of coconuts and glitter. It seems unattractive, but it can easily cause addiction.
When your are not singing, which is your favored pastime?
I think that color-washing troll dolls' hair rests my mind. I like to paint them in black and red.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 900 volunteers that will be released in Memphis.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
I'm too young to wallow in booze. However, my cousin in case of need uses a mixture made of three parts of scotch, two parts of ground coffee and some tomato sauce.
Harry, have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there is a complicate story connected to the estate of my late uncle, and so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Harry Steles".
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Jake Gyllenhaal, because I always liked him as Hermione Granger.
Which is your forthcoming musical adventure?
Next week I'll release a vinyl-only cryptic album of heavy metal covers of Joe Cocker greatest hits, sung in Bosnian, Javanese and Klingonese. It is so intimate and jet of global importance.
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