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Hayden Christensen
Hayden Christensen born April 19th, 1981 (Aries)
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In his will, Hayden Christensen has specified that his body should be buried under a pyramid (pixabay photo)

Do you have any superpower?
This is a scoop! Thumbs invisibility, since I was 3, mostly if the sun shines.

Do you have any birthmark?
Might as well! I have a tiny eagle shaped birthmark on my right arm. Probably my father did unwittingly ingest an eagle while my mother was expecting me.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Beethoven.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Genghis Khan manifested and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of a Vincent van Gogh's cousin.

Hayden, you are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of February I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue crabs and naturally deceased blue jays.

Do you like to cook?
Go jump in a lake! But I like to design salads. My treasure is a mix of pastrami and soybeans, which I presume can satisfy both vegetarians and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the pastrami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.

Rye bread?
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix pastrami and soybeans with some vinaigrette and there it is!

There is no possibility any of these is Hayden Christensen's private telephone number :
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My boss had set up my short interview with Hayden Christensen several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Gigli". So, the transcript above is essentially the elaboration of a dream that followed after a copious dinner based on raw broccoli and liver sausages.
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