Hayden, do you like gnus?
Why you do not like gnus, if I may ask?
They stink! And one gnu bite my cousin in his intimate bits. This is one of the motives I decided to become an actor, so I may rethink my position on gnus.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?
Hayden, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I leased a gorgeous villa in a hidden valley of Burundi. The payment included barbed wire everywhere to protect my privacy but also a flock of extras acting like supporters.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my fantastic cure. In case of drunkness mix one part of red wine, two parts of mineral water and some buttermilk. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 10 minutes for 4 hours.
Which is your method for spotless skin?
It is a weekly bath in warm unicorn blood.
Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Sure thing! The tentative title is "Melissa, Raymond and the zebra". Imagine a man and a woman, which live in Reno and they do not know each other. Raymond is a ship's master while Melissa is a killer. When Melissa's pet zebra Dambadoo got brucellosis they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to rise hell to cure Dambadoo and save the planet.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is
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