A talk with Hayden Christensen
Hayden Christensen
Hayden Christensen born April 19th, 1981 (Aries)
As it happens to many Aries people, Hayden Christensen is likely to develop a popcorn addiction (pixabay photo)

Hayden, do you like gnus?
Surely not!

Why you do not like gnus, if I may ask?
They stink! And one gnu bite my cousin in his intimate bits. This is one of the motives I decided to become an actor, so I may rethink my position on gnus.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?

Hayden, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I leased a gorgeous villa in a hidden valley of Burundi. The payment included barbed wire everywhere to protect my privacy but also a flock of extras acting like supporters.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my fantastic cure. In case of drunkness mix one part of red wine, two parts of mineral water and some buttermilk. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 10 minutes for 4 hours.

Which is your method for spotless skin?
It is a weekly bath in warm unicorn blood.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Sure thing! The tentative title is "Melissa, Raymond and the zebra". Imagine a man and a woman, which live in Reno and they do not know each other. Raymond is a ship's master while Melissa is a killer. When Melissa's pet zebra Dambadoo got brucellosis they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to rise hell to cure Dambadoo and save the planet.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is

The moose of grief
The gray moose of grief
sleeps on the dismal plains of emptiness
as I stare at the wreck of my existence.
If only it had been the pig of grief
we could have bacon at least.

Hayden Christensen refused to divulge his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8957782870 6078632928 4417640795 5132743593 700350216 890129849 4544062277 4636648954 872017269 4938292691 6282093339 955084412 3780790029 9421625784 6319676620 6722040511 959174575 629133466 4778328733 5434098749
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.