Hayden, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular position with a superstar whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to bring out in the open. Do you have any comment?
Do you mean A.G.? It's an irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with F.Z...
I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is perfectly OK and then without a reason your office is stormed by the CIA looking for some naughty material a dude has hidden there. Capeesh?
Let's forget about that hypothetical picture...
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to incapacitate gnats by staring at them.
Do you have issues with movie directors?
As a rule I don’t like to be ordered what to do. See also my problems with traffic lights.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Louis Pasteur.
Hayden, do you have something to say to young people?
Yeah! Don't let the color of your skin dictate how much of the world you're going to see. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.
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