Can you tell me the square root of 4214677014?
I've no doubts that one of the possible answers is 82.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a chipmunk. A large, fat, poised chipmunk, satiated and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.
Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape stalkers and aficionados
I guess! We do whatever is necessary to deceive those imps. We usually adopt the moniker "Hayley Atwoll".
Hayley, do you like beavers?
Why you do not like beavers?
Actually, they stink! And one beaver bite my grandpa's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an actress, so I should rethink my relation with beavers.
If I may ask, how do you invest the money you make in your career?
I asked myself: "What do people like most?" the answer is BBQ sauce! So I bought 2200000 bottles of BBQ sauce which I'm keeping in my pool,.
You were awesome in "Captain America: The First Avenger". Were you given a lot of latitude to create your character?
You bet! In the original screenplay my character was a newspaper editor. With a glass eye, endeed!
You have been seen in a particular setting with a superstar whose name I've not the authorization to announce. Do you wish to comment?
Do you mean H.S.? That is a totally innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with W.V...
I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is totally all right and then for no apparent reason your car and your spouse fly into pieces. Do you understand now?
I think I've lost that (probably faked) picture anyway...
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