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Heather Graham
Heather Graham born January 29th, 1970 (Aquarius)
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The euphoric aspect of fans who have run across Heather Graham (pixabay photo)

As everybody knows, the problem of alopecia in wombats is reaching huge proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Will do! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($1,000/night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of alopecia in wombats.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
I guess so! I'm cheerful, quite active, inflexible and patient. My friends say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is normal in artist.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Tchaikovsky. I played a carrot: the author was a famed wackadoo.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, many years ago I went camping in Switzerland with a friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "it" in the prairie, under the stars, in the middle of nature.

What is your opinion about president Trump?
You are just a bit devilish, but I gave my word to my dog I would not embarass myself, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

What do you eat between meals?
Salmon fillets with Thousand Island dressing, a loin chop, three grapes, and a bit of fruit smoothie.

Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Copper Weasel Trophy" assigned by the Mayor of Atlanta for "noteworthy yet nonessential stage exhibition" at the early age of 10.

Some witnesses have seen you in a particular setting with a vip whose name I'm not at liberty to release. Care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with V.U..

I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your car or your dear one may "accidentally" start to burn. Capiche?

I think I've lost that photo anyway...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Heather Graham's private telephone number :
5772532267 4213023187 7219494634 7596294247 5963796663 4885126750 9128225644 814344097 4469214666 2628044988 2411380664 8149947387 4364648254 4369254991 6142968812 2804817084 9186829401 2042559582 2194773934 7978585392
I patiently scheduled a short conversation with Heather Graham several days in advance. The resulting article was fantastic, like it was written by Isaac Asimov after too much gin. So, it was highly lamentable that my neighbor by accident set my only copy on fire! After I punished myself, I made an effort to recall those great words. To be honest here: I'm not so confident this web page contains a perfectly precise account of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.