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Heather Graham
Heather Graham born January 29th, 1970 (Aquarius)
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Like many Aquarius people, Heather Graham is predisposed to develop a shoes addiction (source)

We are here tonight with Heather Graham, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Heather, and welcome to And My Secret Is - HEY, Look, A Celebrity!.
Good evening to you, and thank you for inviting me.

What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I have deducted that this so-called global warming anomaly is surely a monstruous conspiracy of Borduria's undercover agents.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Prairie dog Prize" assigned by the Mayor of Memphis for "exceptional but superfluous stage accomplishment" at the early age of 9.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been kind, you go to Rome, if you have been annoying, you go to San Francisco.

Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
In case of haemorrhoids, mix two parts of cider, one part of fruit drink and some salt and pepper inside a coconut, then drink this brew every 25 minutes for at least 5 hours.

There is no possibility any of these is Heather Graham's secret telephone number :
4509605611 9593776580 7608848974 6891053781 2034591828 5515773778 793676386 3250113362 2094523764 8268847204 4050571191 6726763872 702087517 2285230414 748014744 8895213347 4761304860 8539292759 3515285660 642335275
Actors are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Heather Graham totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained via a professional mentalist from Phoenix.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.