We are here tonight with Heather Graham, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Heather, and welcome to And My Secret Is - HEY, Look, A Celebrity!.
Good evening to you, and thank you for inviting me.
What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I have deducted that this so-called global warming anomaly is surely a monstruous conspiracy of Borduria's undercover agents.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Prairie dog Prize" assigned by the Mayor of Memphis for "exceptional but superfluous stage accomplishment" at the early age of 9.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been kind, you go to Rome, if you have been annoying, you go to San Francisco.
Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
In case of haemorrhoids, mix two parts of cider, one part of fruit drink and some salt and pepper inside a coconut, then drink this brew every 25 minutes for at least 5 hours.
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