A talk with Heather Nova
Heather Nova
Heather Nova born July 6th, 1967 (Cancer)
Heather Nova has signed a petition for the universal reintroduction of the Mayan calendar (source)

What's the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by a Charles Dickens impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not paint my cousin's raccoon".

Heather, you have been seen in a particular location with a vip whose name and whose gender I'm not at liberty to bring out in the open. Care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with E.D..

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents are known to occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your parents or your car may "by accident" catch fire. Are we clear now?

I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no photo...
As everybody knows, the problem of acne in groundhogs is reaching huge proportions. Is Heather Nova doing anything in this respect?

Absolutely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($1,200 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of acne in groundhogs.

Heather, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next vacation I rented a luxurious mansion in a secluded valley of Sierra Gordo. The only complication was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the affable realtor from Nigeria that contacted me about deal by email.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I think so! I suffer from an irrational phobia for Teddy bears, due to a bizzarre accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite common.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Heather Nova's secret telephone number :
3139667771 8529043879 9799029295 261184395 3443306592 9270813179 268917327 7966829540 462150048 358444668 970520682 5292974700 492379551 2113454496 8300065972 8712486175 3728321070 3213996426 810473643 3598738115
I patiently scheduled a little exchange with Heather Nova days in advance. The resulting interview was great, like it was written by the spirit of Doris Lessing under the effects of prescription exotic beverages. So, it was highly lamentable that my armadillo by accident (I hope!) set my only copy on fire! After I buried the body (so to speak), I made an effort to summon up those breathtaking words. So, to be aboveboard here: I'm not so confident this web page contains a totally genuine chronicle of our talk, and so I'm starting to doubt it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.