What's the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by a Charles Dickens impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not paint my cousin's raccoon".
Heather, you have been seen in a particular location with a vip whose name and whose gender I'm not at liberty to bring out in the open. Care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with E.D..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents are known to occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your parents or your car may "by accident" catch fire. Are we clear now?
I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no photo...
As everybody knows, the problem of acne in groundhogs is reaching huge proportions. Is Heather Nova doing anything in this respect?
Absolutely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($1,200 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of acne in groundhogs.
Heather, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next vacation I rented a luxurious mansion in a secluded valley of Sierra Gordo. The only complication was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the affable realtor from Nigeria that contacted me about deal by email.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I think so! I suffer from an irrational phobia for Teddy bears, due to a bizzarre accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite common.
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