Do you have any superpower?
Well... I hear ultrasounds. This could help a lot in my career.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on arms and legs of 700 fans that will be freed in Seattle.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
I was always rising up against them when I was a little scoundrel, but now I simply sing a song in my head when they ramble.
Our world seems exposed to criminality and violence. What would Helen Mirren do?
Well, I'm sure that assigning an armed escort to every citizen can make many problems go away, but most politicians are close-fisted decrepit chaps scarcely attentive to my clever suggestions.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Sneer at somebody's else style of life.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural products, because I care about my skin and my supporters. For example, this week I have a fascination for rutabaga and tofu, which I found awesome on BBQ brisket.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) in your collection?
Shit fire and save matches! Excluding "Twilight", which was a gift, I fear it is "Ultraviolet" or "Big Top Pee-Wee".
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't stand common brands anymore. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Pothophora vulgaris, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.
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