A talk with Helen Mirren
Helen Mirren
Helen Mirren born July 26th, 1945 (Leo)
During her last public speech, Hillary Clinton has inconsequentially digressed about Helen Mirren for 12 full minutes for no apparent reason (source)

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Queen"?
Surprise surprise! The set was full of flies. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

When your are not on the set, which is your preferred hobby?
I think that color-washing troll dolls' hair is a noble activity. I prefer to paint them in black and yellow.

Could you suggest a remedy for hay fever?
In case of hay fever, mix two parts of sparkling wine, one part of coffee and some mustard. Apply this mixture on your wrists and your ankles.

What would you like to do right now?
Read the obituary of a dead horse.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Helen Merren", who allegedly is a former psychiatrist from Tucson. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much embarassing as discovering that according to Yahoo my name is similar to an appalling blasphemy in Bulgarian.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I love to sing out loud at the top of my lungs "Story of My Life" by Zayn Malik.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
Once there was a little disagreement: I said he was a dunce, he did not agree.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a tiger. A big, fat, poised tiger, sated and sleepy in a summer breeze.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Helen Mirren's secret telephone number :
3351198584 5495791445 672275601 7101439701 200215994 781297840 8048102481 3178274908 4606559286 6178499449 6253222847 6830272522 3428448514 3937912793 322331683 8059879160 8604118591 8504660726 3088586502 9653573354
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