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A talk with Helen Shapiro
Helen Shapiro
Helen Shapiro born September 28th, 1946 (Libra)
Helen Shapiro is sponsoring the introduction of seashells as an alternative currency to stop the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

You have been seen in a compromising location with a singer whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to bring out in the open. Do you care to comment?
Do you mean X.K.? That is a totally innocuous thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with P.E...

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some stray photons spontaneously produced an absolutely random picture in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your father or your office may "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Are we on the level?

Let's forget about that non existent photo...
What have you got in your pocket?

This is a tricky one. Because this transcription is a figment of your mischievous neurons, I'm probably in my enticing nightwear, so no pockets at all.

Helen, do you like armadillos?
Not really!

Why you do not like armadillos, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one armadillo bite my cousin in his privy parts. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I should probably rethink my opinion about armadillos.

Helen, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I leased a luxurious castle on the secretive hills of Tonga. The rent included barbed wire aplenty to protect my privacy but also a flock of local extras impersonating delirious supporters to let me feel at home.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Helen Shapiro's home telephone number :
8861473846 9578323825 8926438753 5943044166 4152361594 3348221095 8411384464 839336119 6647406475 2144371145 2424934988 533939737 6149268282 512665922 3935985376 7774516363 487560035 890099523 7283595224 744886512
I dawdled for many years for a chance to have a short appointment with Helen Shapiro. The resulting transcription was mind-blowing, like "Angela's Ashes" rewritten by Doctor Who. So, it was unlucky that my koala destroyed my only copy! After I invoked Zorro in vain, I struggled to recall those magnificent words. To be clear, I'm not really confident this web page contains an absolutely accurate report of what transpired during our exchange, and thus I'm beginning to question whether it actually took place...
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