You have been seen in a compromising location with a singer whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to bring out in the open. Do you care to comment?
Do you mean X.K.? That is a totally innocuous thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with P.E...
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some stray photons spontaneously produced an absolutely random picture in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your father or your office may "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Are we on the level?
Let's forget about that non existent photo...
What have you got in your pocket?
This is a tricky one. Because this transcription is a figment of your mischievous neurons, I'm probably in my enticing nightwear, so no pockets at all.
Helen, do you like armadillos?
Why you do not like armadillos, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one armadillo bite my cousin in his privy parts. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I should probably rethink my opinion about armadillos.
Helen, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I leased a luxurious castle on the secretive hills of Tonga. The rent included barbed wire aplenty to protect my privacy but also a flock of local extras impersonating delirious supporters to let me feel at home.
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