Could you improvise a poem for us.
No problem! Here it is
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight argyria?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.
Do you do your own shopping?
You're crazy! Usually, I retain a number of Harward graduates to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a bunch of professional buyers spread around the planet. For the clothes, I ever hire a number of stand-in, one for each body part.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
Apart from my own songs, to get the crowd pleased I always make an encore of "Marlene on the Wall" by Suzanne Vega.
Where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I leased an exclusive palace on the secluded hills of Atlantis. The only complication was making a transfer in Linden dollars to the amiable landlord from Russia that contacted me about affair.
What motivates you to sing?
Lack of air, since to sing is like to breath for me.
Which is your next musical adventure?
Next week I'll release a vinyl-only esoteric recording of heavy metal covers of Pavarotti greatest hits, sung in Bosnian, Javanese and Hungarian. I have no doubts it will be the apogee of my career.
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