Helena, do you have something to say to young people?
Certainly! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel out of place. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.
Which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and strange memory. There are two men, one tall and slender and the other short and rather plump, both dressed in black with black sunglasses, sat at a table in an upmarket restaurant. Their purpose is to meet an old friend, who is now the maître d' at the restaurant. The two men start making some fuss to stress their friend and convince him to resume his old career. For example, they make noises when they drink and talk like they were strangers.
Actually I believe that is a scene from the movie "The Blues Brothers".
Dash it! To be frank, yesterday evening I took a siesta at the cineclub.
Can you refute the noise about your role in the shady incident of Yeti DNA samples?
Could I? I'll do! Do I want? Emphatically no!
Nowaday the problem of irritable bowel syndrome in gnus is reaching gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Why not! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($900 per night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of irritable bowel syndrome in gnus.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one in the kids' game, without doubt.
What’s your worst defect?
A few people say that I have a predisposition to utter derogatory commentaries, but they are just hopeless dullards.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Helena Bonham Carter, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Carnegie Mellon University, signed up for Modern Solipsism 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with a drinking addiction.
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