Cookie Consent by A conversation with Helena Bonham Carter
A conversation with Helena Bonham Carter
Helena Bonham Carter
Helena Bonham Carter born May 26th, 1966 (Gemini)
Should Helena Bonham Carter give up acting, her second best choice as working career would be earthworms breeder (pixabay photo)

Do you have any birthmark?
Guess so! I have a tiny pencil shaped birthmark on my right heel. Probably my father did involuntarily swallow a pencil while my mother was expecting me.

What motivates you to act?
It's easier than actually working...

Can you tell me the square root of 344684431?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, not true numbers.

Helena, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, there is a complicate situation regarding the legacy of my once removed late cousin from Djibouti, and so to make a short story shorter, next year I will be compelled to use the name "Helena Bunham Carter".

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Winston Churchill.

Helena, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Helena's prodigy". During one of my explorations of the Atacama desert, I discovered an unknown tree, now named Glossodraba acerba, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of coconuts and aspirin. You have to be very rich even to unlike it...

Helena, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Fight Club"?
Yes sir! They do not assemble a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of convincing reasons for that...

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the hammock appearing in your last movie?
It wasn't my fault, and whatever rumour you heard about it has been overstated by the tabloids.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Helena Bonham Carter's home telephone number :
877287197 4837537921 2765956716 985142500 3409440652 222869099 2388552775 6448557524 4238087363 957445879 7272217833 648764816 3815389790 569208039 2669513326 404122966 5466884972 2308048032 5441055834 5206981259
To be honest, my director had patiently lined up my little exchange with Helena Bonham Carter days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or learning Armenian. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Helena Bonham Carter would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.