An interview with Helena Bonham Carter
Helena Bonham Carter
Helena Bonham Carter born May 26th, 1966 (Gemini)
Several people collect coins. Helena Bonham Carter likes to collect coins that have been eaten by accident. (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately quite bleak, since there are nations where it is difficult to find even an adequate hamburger.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Friedrich Nietzsche.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a license for flying my dirigible.

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Yes sir! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe bartender, it was a hard choice.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I eat super-natural alternative products, because I do pay attention to my health and our world. For example, this week I have a passion for elk antler velvet and yak yogurt, which I found awesome inside a double cheeseburger.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Definitely! Here it is my sure cure. In case of need mix one part of white wine, two parts of tea and some sesame oil. Drink the resulting brew every 20 minutes for at least 4 hours.

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a bunch of money in my pockets. You may look at them in awe, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

In a paper appeared on Annals of Engineering Theory, dr. Richard I. Adams observed that your roles are "a dramatic epitome of modern symbolic behaviorism". Anything to add?
I think that in his recent essay published on American Philosophical Studies, prof. Paul Carter completely refuted that forced point of view.

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