Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yep. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Fred Claus", a timeless masterpiece whose significance has not been recognized by the public.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue eagle on my foot. It is bioluminescent, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Boston maze, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly undressed.
Could you rebut the buzz about the loss of the Mongolian death worm photos?
Humanity can't stand the truth!
Henry, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've made clear my opinion in an essay accepted for publication on Transactions on Pragmatic Metaphysics.
Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Charlton Heston. I played one of his neighbors.
Henry, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I leased an exclusive castle in a secretive valley of Robonia. The only complication was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the genial gentleman from Nigeria that contacted me about business by email.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we writers use to say. Recently I've read the recap of the condensed version of the book "The Lord of the Rings", and I found it quite passable. Therefore, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain J.R.R. Tolkien - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
Should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of reptile handler, since I already have some experience in that field.
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