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Hilarie Burton
Hilarie Burton born July 1st, 1982 (Cancer)
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Using a false name, Hilarie Burton has partecipated and has been expelled from the latest Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly eat super-natural eco-friendly products, because I care about my health and my supporters. For example, this week I have a crush for tempeh and green coffee beans, both very tasty inside a double bacon cheeseburger.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
Alakazam! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, I fear it is "The Spirit" or "Howard the Duck".

Do you remember which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Copper Coyote Prize" issued by the city of Fresno for "phenomenal yet unneeded stage exhibition" at the age of 9.

Hilarie, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Hilarie's prodigy". During one of my famed expeditions in Bolivian plateau, I uncovered a little plant unknown to botanists, now named Fumatassa aciculata, which every 8 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of mangoes and tahini. You have to be rich enough even to find it strange...

Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Caramba! People love me so much. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to enchant famous Yale professors and ordinary crime scene cleaners in the same way. It's nice to know that there are 13 parks with my statue in three different countries, not counting Bahrain and Novistrana, which I did not know they were countries.

A fictional character you recognize as an inspiration?
As my fans like to think, Augustus, because of our shared moral standings. In my imagination we both breed little wombats.

What is the fuss about the next Oscar debate?
To be sincere, this is a hot potato.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my momma's idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight myopia?
Since my momma showed some symptoms.

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Clearly, actors are frantic people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Hilarie Burton completely alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained from a telepath from Atlanta.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.