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An interview with Hilary Swank
Hilary Swank
Hilary Swank born July 30th, 1974 (Leo)
Few people know that Hilary Swank has requested a patent for a steampunk baby stroller. (source)

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Definitely so! It is the story of Patricia, a dental prosthetist from Las Vegas. She is seized by a mysterious organization and she is demanded to compose silly "entirelY fUbar conversaTions" for some web site, from an obscure underwater cubicle. (If you cannot locate me, tell Edward I always loved him...)

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as your profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, eels will rule the earth without the need for secrecy.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
It's so hard to decide.

Can you confirm the hearsay about your participation in the rogue incident of mermaid pictures?
Thou, pribbling dizzy-eyed pumpion! How do you dare?

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a three in San Francisco, but an eight in Bulgaria.

Hilary, what do you think about the next Oscar shitstorm?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Million Dollar Baby"?
Bunk! The set was full of monkeys. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

You're brilliant in "Million Dollar Baby". Were you given plenty of freedom to shape your character?
Absolutely! Because of a technical problem I had to write most of my lines.

Hilary Swank refused to share her home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
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My short exchange with Hilary Swank has been patiently set up several days in advance. The resulting piece was marvelous, like it was written by the spirit of John Steinbeck under the effects of unhealthy beverages. Hence, it was very disastrous, to put it mildly, that my armadillo (on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I restored my sobriety, I made an attempt to summon up those wondrous words. I want to be straight, I'm not so certain this web page is an absolutely truly chronicle of what transpired during our conversation, and now I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever took place...
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