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An interview with Hilary Swank
Hilary Swank
Hilary Swank born July 30th, 1974 (Leo)
Hilary Swank is currently put in writing her unauthorized autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Could you support the gossip about the theft of the Loch Ness monster DNA samples?
Can I? Naturally! Do I want? I guess not!

Hilary, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of roadkills collector, since I already have some experience in that field.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Hilary Swonk", who happens to be a retired fitter-welder from Milwaukee. That's quite discouraging, but not as much upsetting as learning that for Yahoo my name is similar to an appalling blasphemy in Mongolian.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that many years ago I was camping in Puerto Rico with a friend. We did "that" in the tent, under the moon, in the middle of nature.

Hilary, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in March I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and my special Smurf meat pie.

Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Surprise surprise! I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. My strength is that I'm universal: I'm known to impress outstanding heirs and hopeless bookkeepers alike. Say, there are at least 15 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Markovia and Latvia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say another word. Let's start with :
Q: red.

Hilary : law

Q: beach
Hilary : San Francisco

Q: friends
Hilary : poison

We are going nowhere fast...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Hilary Swank's secret telephone number :
4365400227 8815084362 460980233 525990531 4533909081 341802126 925349493 3504237196 7967991107 5631742980 5429629382 5412186975 3180820736 2686849854 8046765712 553731222 6972471963 8884406710 3302031598 9161755634
To be sincere, my chief had patiently scheduled my appointment with Hilary Swank several days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet squirrel got beriberi, so I had to skip the exchange. So, this web page is mainly based on what Hilary Swank would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.