Could you support the gossip about the theft of the Loch Ness monster DNA samples?
Can I? Naturally! Do I want? I guess not!
Hilary, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of roadkills collector, since I already have some experience in that field.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Hilary Swonk", who happens to be a retired fitter-welder from Milwaukee. That's quite discouraging, but not as much upsetting as learning that for Yahoo my name is similar to an appalling blasphemy in Mongolian.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that many years ago I was camping in Puerto Rico with a friend. We did "that" in the tent, under the moon, in the middle of nature.
Hilary, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in March I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and my special Smurf meat pie.
Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Surprise surprise! I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. My strength is that I'm universal: I'm known to impress outstanding heirs and hopeless bookkeepers alike. Say, there are at least 15 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Markovia and Latvia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say another word. Let's start with :
Hilary : law
Hilary : San Francisco
Hilary : poison
We are going nowhere fast...
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