If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is dodecaphony.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Lobucyphapa capillata, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.
Which is the most blush-making DVD in your possession?
Nice one! Apart from "Glitter", which was a gift, probabably it is "Freddy Got Fingered" or "Lady In The Water".
Hilary, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Million Dollar Baby"?
Absolutely! All the leading actors were chomping durian spiced bubblegums all the time.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an unreasonable fear for mechanical typewriters, because of a strange accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite normal.
As everybody knows, the problem of laryngitis in weasels is attaining gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Oh yes! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,100/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of laryngitis in weasels.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly consume super-natural products, because I do pay attention to my beauty and my followers. For example, this week I have a crush for quinoa seeds and fermented soybeans, both fantastic inside a double cheeseburger.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Help" by Kathryn Steinback.
You mean, by Kathryn Stockett?
I don't think so. I think I've heard it both ways.
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