A talk with Hilary Swank
Hilary Swank
Hilary Swank born July 30th, 1974 (Leo)
Hilary Swank has started a petition for the universal revival of the runic calendar (source)

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is dodecaphony.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Lobucyphapa capillata, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.

Which is the most blush-making DVD in your possession?
Nice one! Apart from "Glitter", which was a gift, probabably it is "Freddy Got Fingered" or "Lady In The Water".

Hilary, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Million Dollar Baby"?
Absolutely! All the leading actors were chomping durian spiced bubblegums all the time.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an unreasonable fear for mechanical typewriters, because of a strange accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite normal.

As everybody knows, the problem of laryngitis in weasels is attaining gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Oh yes! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,100/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of laryngitis in weasels.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly consume super-natural products, because I do pay attention to my beauty and my followers. For example, this week I have a crush for quinoa seeds and fermented soybeans, both fantastic inside a double cheeseburger.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Help" by Kathryn Steinback.

You mean, by Kathryn Stockett?
I don't think so. I think I've heard it both ways.

Hilary Swank refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
2528866017 5145231021 7129413116 802412533 7179302034 5588142325 254264185 3135941208 4587112046 519697570 5285478081 7310381019 6176291694 8517886367 4932792420 472747446 8462713909 754880025 4718906470 9027388679
I patiently waited for weeks for the privilege to have an interview with Hilary Swank. The resulting interview was awesome, like it was written by the spirit of William Faulkner under the effects of unhealthy substances. It was highly damaging, to put it mildly, that my koala devoured my only copy! After I regained my composure, I made an attempt to recall those impressive words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an entirely genuine run-down of our interview, and now I'm starting to question whether it actually happened...
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